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Submitted By: host | Added On: 7/3/2006 | Total Views (1427) | Total Downloads: (0)

TOP 10 LIST OF STUPID QUESTIONS I get asked almost every weekend 10) You guys need any help? Ok, this is one's not actually stupid.....just kind of obvious.This is the one question we love to hear....not sure if they're trying to be helpful or just wanna hangout with "the band" but it's appreciated nonetheless. 9)Can I play your guitar? Yeah, if I can sleep with your girlfriend 8)Can you guys turn down? Let me check my contract specifications.........hhhhmmm....that's odd.You guys must have wanted an evening with the soothing sounds of April Barrows tonight.Our mistake.... because the agent told us you wanted a "Rock Band". 7)You guys know any Phish? I'm standing here in shiny black rubber pants and eyeliner.What do YOU think? 6)So who's sleepin' with the chick? We take turns.You're next......hold on let me get my digital video camera....OH and we're gonna need you to shave your anus because she'll be inserting large phallic objects inside you.Ready to go? 5)Where's Megan? Cleaning the men's bathroom.She'll probably be working on the gutters after that.Our break might run longer than twenty minuetes if you need her to change the oil in your car though....... DUDE.I don't KNOW where she is but you might try talking to one of the 400 OTHER beautiful women here... 4)Will you sleep with my friend....her boyfriend broke up with her tonight? Ok.So I don't get this one EVERY weekend, or month for that matter.A couple of times a year at best.The answer is no.Thanks anyway though.Ask the drummer. 3)What's the name of the band? (our backdrop is about the size of a Dodge Durango and you're standing right in front of it) 2)Can you play some Grateful Dead? If I wanted to I could.The question is can you stop drinking? 1)What's with the "All Acces tour laminate".You think you're a rockstar?" OK.No one has actually asked me this but I know it's what they're thinking.The deal is : I can never keep up with my van and trailer keys, so after a couple of year's of constantly bothering everyone for the van keys,they finally gave my a tour laminate and lanyard to wear around my neck at all times that I keep my keys on.No I don't feel like a rockstar, I feel like a St. Bernard

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